The Quangle Wangle’s Hat

When I was a young single mother, I read every night at bedtime to my two children, David and Erinna.  This was always a precious and special time for me: just the three of us, away from the chaos and noise of the day, saying “goodbye” to what had been done, letting go of what might still need doing. Simply sharing a story, coming together, soothing ourselves through the magic of the words. 

Edmond Lear’s, The Quangle Wangle’s Hat, is one of those  soothing and happy stories.  We loved the musicality of it, the resolution found within the heroes journey, the fun of the colorful and exotic characters.

I don’t have a recording studio so I am here, just reading the story aloud, as I would have done for David and Erinna, all those many years ago. It may be unpolished, but it’s real and from my heart.  

I hope I manage to create just a bit of soothing escape from the noise and the chaos of the day for you.  

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On top of the Crumpetty Tree
the Quangle Wangle Sat
Ah, crumpets!



his face you could not see
on account of his Beaver hat
and bells, and buttons, and loops, and lace 
so that nobody could ever see the face
the Quangle Wangle 

“Jam; and jelly; and bread!
are the best of food for me”

“the plainer than ever it seems to me
that very few people come this way
and life, on the whole
is far from gay” 

there came to the Crumpetty Tree
Mr. and Mrs. Canary 
(he’s the pink one, don’t worry)


May we build a nest on your lovely hat?
and besides to the Crumpetty Tree
came ……
the Fimble Fowl with the corkscrew leg
“We humbly beg we may build our homes
on your lovely hat”
and the Golden Grouse came there
and the Pobble who has no toes
and the small Olympian Bear
the Dong with the luminous nose
the Blue Baboon
the Orient Calf

all 
came and built on the lovely hat 

and the Quangle Wangle said
to Himself on the Crumpetty Tree
when all these creatures move
what a wonderful noise there’ll be!
by the light of the Mulberry Moon
they danced
to the flute of the Blue Baboon
the Crumpetty Tree
and all 
were as happy, as happy can be
with the Quangle Wangle Quee

I am grateful for the beautiful artworks and photos used in this telling.

Acknowledgements to Helen Oxenbury, Shelly Perkins, Roxy Cheltenham,  the 4th Grade students of Hawkhurst School, Huichol Elders Unnamed, E J Babcock, and John Vernon Lloyd.